Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Conversations 2010 #13

Conversations 2010 #13

TRAWLERMAN: We have a sinner with us here, who wishes for salvation. Jason, are you a sinner?
82jp: Yes.
TRAWLERMAN: Brandon and John can't hear you, Jason. Say it to them. Go ahead and speak to them, it's alright.
82jp: Yes.
TRAWLERMAN: Down on your knees and up to them. Look up to STORMANDSTRESS and CHASINGPICTURES and say it.
82jp: What do you want me to say?
TRAWLERMAN: Jason, you have come here and you have brought good and wealth, but you have also brought your bad habits as a backslider. You've lusted after Facebook, and you have abandoned your blog. Your blog that you raised, you have abandoned all because it was sick and you have sinned. So say it now- I am a sinner.
82jp: I am a sinner.
TRAWLERMAN: Say it louder- I am a sinner!
82jp: I am a sinner.
TRAWLERMAN: Louder, Jason. I am a sinner!
82jp: I am a sinner.
TRAWLERMAN: I am sorry Brandon and John!
82jp: I am sorry Brandon and John.
TRAWLERMAN: I want the blog!
82jp: I want the blog.
TRAWLERMAN: You have abandoned your blog!
82jp: I have abandoned my blog.
TRAWLERMAN: I will never backslide!
82jp: I will never backslide.
TRAWLERMAN: I was lost, but now I am found!
82jp: I was lost but now I'm found.
TRAWLERMAN: I have abandoned my blog!
[82jp glares at him]
TRAWLERMAN: Say it... say it!
[82jp mumbles]
TRAWLERMAN: Say it louder... say it louder!
82jp: I've abandoned my blog! I've abandoned my blog! I've abandoned my blog!

1 comment:

82jp said...

Good grief, John- what did you do? This is literally the first time I've checked in to your blog since I last posted. It's like you summoned me.
What else don't I know about you?