I've been checking obsessively today.
Brandon just put up a new post 3 minutes ago. I didn't get far before I reached a sentence that left me scratching my head:
"Before the newlyweds even step foot into the dining hall they are greeted by an angry Charlotte Gainsbourge (clitoris intact) and Keifer Sutherland."
So my question is, how do you know, Brandon? How do you know?
Because I couldn't tell.